13 Things I Can't Do:

I saw this over at Don't Try This At Home and thought I'd give it a try.

1. I cannot draw. I can draw a reasonably recognizable horse's head, stick figures, some darn cute smiley faces, and a mean 3D 'cube,' but that, my friends, is not drawing.

2. I cannot be on time. I'm late, always. My extremely detailed plans for arriving early always manage to fail me and I end up being late yet again.

3. I cannot get out of bed without hitting snooze at least 3 times (hence #2).

4. I can't stop drinking Diet Coke. I've tried numerous times. I can cut back, even to only 1 per day, I've even gone a day or two without, but she always calls me back. Damn her!

5. I can't forgive him, ever.

6. I can't sew. I can sew a button on; I can sew a hem, depending on the fabric, but I can't make things.

7. I can't stop smoking, at least that's how I feel about it right now.

8. I can't get along with my mother while living in the same house with her.

9. I can't have a baby.

10. I cannot back any football team other than my home team!

11. I can't go more than 30 minutes (at work) without checking my email and/or my favorite websites.

12. I can't remember more than a few good things about my dad.

13. I can't believe in "god."